Said Eddy, "How mean! I declare, they're too

vain

"To live—preposterous things! They don't know

What they're talking about! I'd like them to show

a bird, or a kitten, or a learned calf.

That can kiss like our baby, or smile, or laugh!"

"Yes, indeed, so should I!' said Jane in a rage;

"The poor little thing! She's advanced for her age,

For the minister said so the other day—

She's worth a hundred kittens or calves to play.