Would be a chump to quit.

My slang would not annoy a fly;

I hardly swear a bit.

What else—yes, what? Well, you can smile,

But I am free to say

I think of nothing that’s worth while

To drop on New Year’s Day.

Edwin L. Sabin, in Munsey’s
Magazine, January, 1899.

THE WINKTUM FAMILY
AND THEIR FRIENDS.