[ DROLL AND DELIGHTFUL.]
—Now is the time to kick. The football season is here.
—Any loafer will tell you that half a loaf is better than none.
—“A little of this will go a grate weigh,” said the man who was preparing a load of coal.
—Bertha breaks her doll, and it is sent out to be repaired. A few days later, Bertha goes to the store after it, but it cannot be found.
“Her name is Marguerite,” she explains, to facilitate the search.
—“Well, Tommy,” said the visitor, “how do you like your baby brother?”
“Oh, lots and lots—only I don’t think he’s very bright!”
“Why not?”