The tailor with a complacent smile replied:
“If it hadn’t been for an apple where would the clothing business be today?”
It Looked That Way
“Is Mike Clancy here?” asked the visitor at the quarry, just after the premature explosion.
“No, sor,” replied Costigan; “he’s gone.”
“For good?”
“Well, sor, he wint in that direction.”
Music Touched His Heart
A thief broke into a Madison Avenue mansion early the other morning and found himself in the music-room. Hearing footsteps approaching, he took refuge behind a screen.
From eight to nine o’clock the eldest daughter had a singing lesson.