The veteran propped his rheumatic leg upon a chair, and laid aside his cane.

“Ha! he wishes to hear tales of the wars, does he? Well, then, ’spose I tell him about the death of poor old Joshua Brews——”

“Oh, no, uncle! I think something less melancholy will please him.”

“I don’t like melancholy tales,” I said.

“Then, ’spose I tell him about the fight that Ben Bunker and me had——”

“That I know wouldn’t please him,” and Ned quickly whispered in my ear “a yarn.”

“Ah, I have it now; tell him about ‘The Rescue at the Eleventh Hour.’ ”

“I hate to tell that; my blood freezes whenever I think of it.”

“ ’Tis surprising,” thought I, “how compatible it is for old men to delight in lies.”

“Which of the tales mentioned would you rather hear; we will leave the decision to you, won’t we, uncle?”