Almshouse builder, pauper maker,
Trust betrayer, sorrow’s source;
Pocket emptier, Sabbath breaker,
Conscience stiller, guilt’s resource.
Nerve enfeebler, system shatterer,
Thirst increaser, vagrant thief;
Cough producer, treacherous flatterer,
Mud bedauber, mock relief.
Business hinderer, spleen instiller,
Wo begetter, friendship’s bane;