Sloth implanter, liver sweller,
Brain distracter, hateful pest.
Wit destroyer, joy impairer,
Scandal dealer, foul-mouthed scourge;
Senses blunter, youth ensnarer,
Crime inventor, ruin’s verge.
Virtue blaster, base deceiver,
Spite displayer, sot’s delight;
Noise exciter, stomach heaver,
Falsehood spreader, scorpion’s bite.