On aught but rice, is deemed a sinner:

Where sheep and kine are held divine,

And, accordingly, never drest for dinner.

But how is this? I wondering cried,

As I walked that city, fair and wide,

And saw, in every marble street,

A row of beautiful butchers’ shops—

“What means, for men who can’t eat meat,

This grand display of loins and chops?”

In vain I asked—’twas plain to see