You say a “Spenser” you admire,

And “Glover’s” works delight in;

But should your eyes behold a “Prior”

Your wits away ’twould frighten,

For why? you ne’er could bear a “Hood.”

“Cotton” ’s your detestation;

You place a “Locke” on what is “Good”

Nor give your “Cook” a ration.

You asked me t’other day to dine,

And if I’m not mistaken,