When Campbell drank of Helicon,

And didn’t mix his liquor;

When Wilson’s strong and steady light

Had not begun to flicker;

When Southey, climbing piles of books,

Mouthed “Curses of Kehama;”

And Coleridge, in his opium dreams,

Strange oracles would stammer;

When Rodgers sent his “Memory,”

Thus hoping to delight all,