Flunkey.—"Apollo? Hah! I dessay it's very cheap, but it ain't my Ideer of a Good Figger!"
Ellen.—"Oh, don't tease me to-day, Charley; I'm not at all well!"
Charley.—"I tell you what it is, Cousin—the fact is, You are in Love! Now, you take the advice of a fellow who has seen a good deal of that sort of thing, and don't give way to it!"