Please to observe how adroitly an unforced play upon words is embodied in these eight lines.
There is "more truth than poetry" in the subjoined Extract from a Modern Dictionary.
The Grave.—An ugly hole in the ground, which lovers and poets very often wish they were in, but at the same time take precious good care to keep out of.
Constable.—A species of snapping-turtle.
Modesty.—A beautiful flower, that flourishes only in secret places.
Lawyer.—A learned gentleman who rescues your estate from the hands of your opponent, and keeps it himself.
"My Dear."—An expression used by man and wife at the commencement of a quarrel.
"Joining Hands" in Matrimony.—A custom arising from the practice of pugilists shaking hands before they begin to fight.
"Watchman."—A man employed by the corporation to sleep in the open air.