Harper's New Monthly Magazine, Vol. V, No. XXV, June, 1852

by Various

Railway Official.—"You'd better not smoke, sir!"

Traveler.—"That's what my Friends say."

Official.—"But you mustn't smoke, sir!"

Traveler.—"So my Doctor tells me."

Official (indignantly).—"But you sha'n't smoke, sir!"

Traveler.—"Ah! just what my wife says."

CHILDISH TEETOTAL MOVEMENT.