MR. COIN. "I am not feeling very well this morning."
MR. OLD BLADE. "Oh, cheer up, old man; we all have our dull days."
WHY SHE DIDN'T SMILE.
"Why are you pouting to-day, Jennie dear? Aren't you happy?"
"I'm very happy," said Jennie.
"Then why don't you smile as you generally do, and show us those pretty little white teeth?"
"That's just it. They ain't white. I've been eating blueberry pie."
DISCONTENTED SAMMY.
Discontented Sammy. "I wish I was down at the sea-shore instead of up here in the mountains."