A PUZZLER.
Mrs. Teechum. "That small engine pounding away in the corner, Toby, is called a donkey-engine."
Toby. "And yet the engineer says it works with a four-horse-power. That's funny, isn't it?"
AT THE ZOO.
Bertie. "You say that is the bird of freedom, mamma?"
Mamma. "Yes, Bertie."
Bertie. "Then why is it in a cage?"
"Mamma, where do eggs come from?"