A GOOD TERM.
"Hoh," said Wilbur, when Wallie wanted to swap an American two-cent stamp for a silver shilling, "you're pretty mumpy, I think."
"Mumpy?" asked Wallie. "What's mumpy?"
"When your cheek gets big," said Wilbur.
A HARD QUESTION TO ANSWER.
"Papa," said Arthur, "I read somewhere that people became what they ate."
"So it is said, my son."
"Then why don't cannibals become missionaries, papa?"