Sammy. "Who is the father of his country?"
Jimmie. "George Washington."
Sammy. "Correct. Who is his uncle?"
Jimmie. "Why, I don't know."
Sammy. "Uncle Sam."
Mother. "I really don't see how I'm going to make both ends meet."
Bobby. "Why, mamma, you give me hold of one end, and you take the other, and we'll stretch it."