Mother. "Jack, what have you done with the money you saved up last week?"
Johnny. "Papa told me to save for a rainy day; yesterday was the first one we had, so I spent it."
A STUDY IN NATURAL HISTORY.
"Can we catch that old crow?"
"Well, if one of us can't do it, we'll see what two can do."
"Ha, ha! we'll show you what toucan do!"
FOOTNOTES:
[1] Begun in Harper's Round Table No. 821.