A MISTAKE SOMEWHERE.

"There's one thing I can't understand about the mountains," said Benny. "Pop says it's awfully expensive up here, but I can't see it. This is my third summer here, and it's never cost me a cent."


VERY SUPERIOR.

Mollie (at the Mountain House). "We had a german last night."

Pollie (a visitor from the Valley House). "Pooh! We have a Frenchman at our house for the whole summer."


"Say, Jack, that catfish you've got was a howling success as a catch."
"Yes. It just filled the bill."