HIS MEMORY.
Johnny. "I can't remember the name of that little girl I met at Newport."
Papa. "You must improve your memory. That little girl had a very common name. Now guess—what happens before meat?"
Johnny. "The sharpening of the knife."
OLLIE'S OPINION.
If the two "z's" in buzzard
Are because it buzzes, then
I think that in "mosquito"
There should be eight or ten.
Mamma. "Bobby, which rule in school do you find the hardest?"