T. (2 p.m.). "Cod, mamma said she is sorry she bought the Christmas turkey for dinner."
C. "Did she?"
T. "Yes; mamma said we developed into such fine turkey gobblers that we might have been used instead."
C. (3 p.m.). "Papa, Dan couldn't pull this sleigh if he didn't have legs, could he?"
Papa. "No, of course not."
C. "Everything that runs has to have legs."
T. "Oh no, they don't. The runners of this sleigh haven't any legs."