T. (12 m.). "Good-night, papa; we're tucked in all right."
Papa. "Now, boys, go to sleep."
C. "We're going to. Uncle Jack said there'd be a big war in us when the turkey and plum-pudding discovered each other, and so we're going to rest before the fight."
FOOTNOTES:
[1] Begun in Harper's Round Table No. 836.