Mary (very reproachfully). Oh, Tommy!

Nan. Now, Tommy, you just stop.

Tommy. But there isn't, and you know it. It's just our fath—

Nan. Of course there's a Santa Claus.

Lucy (sleepily). Dear old Santa Claus! He'll come down the chimney pretty soon, won't he, Mary?

Mary. Yes, darling. You'll hear the tinkle of his jolly little sleigh-bells, and then up he'll fly with his eight tiny reindeer.

[Sings.]

"To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall,
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all.
And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head and was turning around
Down the chimney old Santa Claus came with a bound!"

Nan (triumphantly). There, Mr. Tommy, do you hear what it says?

Tommy. I don't care what it says. That's just a baby story. Santa Claus! Shoot Santa Claus!