WHAT SHE WANTED.
Sallie was helping herself rather copiously to the preserves, when her aunt said, "Oh, Sallie, not too much, dear. You don't want too much, do you?"
"Yeth, I does," said Sallie, "and more too. I want three much!"
PROVED.
"Bah!" cried Bobbie. "The idea of saying the world's round! I know better."
"Oh, you do, eh?" said his uncle. "And how do you know better?"
"It stands to reason," said Bobbie, "if it was round, the ocean wouldn't stay on it, but go sloshing down it into space."