Bobby. "Well, mamma, you have your afternoon teas, and I don't see why we can't have ours."


ACCOUNTED FOR.

"I know why girls likes dolls," observed Wilbur, sagely, to his aunt. "It's because dolls don't say a woyd, and lets the girls do all the talkin'."


INTO THE HOLE IN ONE SHOT.

"I made a great golf shot the other day," said Harold. "It was in the house, and I drove one of papa's golf balls right into a hole it made in the looking-glass."


WHAT WAS NEEDED.

"Mamma, can I play ogre?"