"Well, Jack, I guess we can dispense with your services from now on."
"Eh! How's that? What have I done?" cried the astonished Jack.
Hank gave a quiet smile, and then, looking the man in the eye, said: "You see, Jack, you didn't treat me fair. By rights, I should have had another chance at that odd shilling."
NOT IN THE DICTIONARY.
Teacher. "What word are you looking for, Brown?"
Thad Brown. "Why, teacher, you wanted to know what a woman would be called who performed a brave act. Now, a man who acts bravely is a hero, but I can't find the word for a brave woman."
Teacher. "What is the word?"
Thad. "Shero; but it's not in this dictionary."