"And where did you come from?" asked the foreigner of Bobbie.
"Mamma bought me at Tiffany's," replied Bobbie.
AN UNPLEASANT PLACE.
"I'd like to be a policeman for five minutes!" said Jack, after he'd been punished.
"What for?" asked his sister.
"I'd arrest papa for hitting me!" sobbed Jack.
"Where'd you put him?" asked the little girl.
"Nowhere," answered Jack. "That's the worst place I know of to be in."