A POOR RULE THAT WON'T WORK BOTH WAYS.
"Don't you know, Clement," said Clement's mother, "that candy is very bad for your teeth?"
"No, ma'am," replied Clement. "I know that my teeth were bad for the candy, though."
I'm very fond of pa,
I dearly love my ma;
But when it comes to making pie,
The cook, I think, just takes my eye.
EARLY-MORNING PERSIFLAGE.
"Johnny, get up!" called his father, the other morning.
"Too cold," called Johnny, in return.