Seeing another passenger sitting a short distance away, patiently supporting various parts of the splintered car across his legs, he inquired,
"Is this Speers Crossing?"
The passenger, who was a drummer, and not altogether new to such happenings, replied, with a smile, although in considerable pain,
"No; this is catastrophe."
"Is that so," he irritably exclaimed. "Now I knew that conductor would put me off at the wrong place."
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