Harper's Round Table, January 28, 1896 - Various

George. "The conductor of the car carried me several blocks past the school."

Papa. "I wonder why it is that when we drop a slice of bread it usually falls with the buttered side down?"

His little Boy. "I guess it's for the same reason that when we fall in winter we wonder why the ice freezes with the slippery side up."

[1] Begun in Harper's Round Table No. 845.