Jack. "Yes, I did, December 31st."
Bobby. "Why didn't you wait until New-Year's day?"
Jack. "Because, you see, if the leaf flies back again, I can say it was last year's leaf."
TWO BOOKS.
"I got a lovely book with movable pictures in it," said Tommy.
"Did you indeed?" said the visitor. "And what did the baby get!"
"He got a book with removable pictures," snickered Tommy.