King of Hearts. That he did, and was therefore severely punished. I myself did beat him full sore.
King of Spades (slapping King of Hearts on the back). Do it again, cousin—do it again!
King of Hearts (approvingly). That shall I! Thou speakest well. I beg your patience, ladies; but I will beat this Knave before he dies.
[Exit King, L., rolling up his sleeves.]
King of Spades (to Queen of Spades). 'Tis fortunate he did but take the fire-crackers. I should have grieved surely had they been tarts; for tarts one may eat, but fire-crackers they be somewhat indigestible, I fear.
Queen of Clubs. I had not heard of this previous theft.
Queen of Hearts. It was similar to this, fair cousin. And the Joker hath likewise rhymed upon it.
Queen of Clubs. Indeed. And may we hear the verse, Sir Joker?
Joker. It is a pleasure to sing it. [Sings]
"The Queen of Hearts
She baked some tarts
All on a summer's day—"