"Wisht I wuz a cork," said Jack. "They can swim all day and never get drownded."
JIM'S JOKE.
Charlie. "Catch any fish down at Beachville?"
Jim. "Yes. Caught a brook-trout yesterday."
Charlie. "Brook-trout? At the sea-shore? Whereabouts?"
Jim. "At the dinner table."
A CORRECTION.
"Look at that old sea-dog," said Uncle George, pointing out the old sailor.