A CRITICISM.
The baby's picture is not good,
I tell you plain and flat;
Not even when he's eatin' food
Is he as still as that.
"Diss is to-morrer," said Russell, as he waked early one morning.
"No, it ain't," said Jimmieboy. "This is to-day."
"No, 'tain't," said Russell. "Yesterday was to-day. Mamma said so, and she said last night when I waked up it would be to-morrer. Diss is to-morrer."
FOOTNOTES:
[1] 16 lbs.
[2] 16 lbs.