"I wish my daddy was a centiped," said Jack. "If he had a hundred legs, what a splendid lap I'd have to sit on! Most an acre, I guess."
WALLIE'S VIEW OF IT.
"I guess that bird wishes he knew how to swim," said Wallie. "He's gone and built a nest in our roof gutters, and if he can't swim he's got to travel or get drownded."
A NEW IDEA.
"George Washington must have been a awful tired man," said Jack.
"Tired? Why?" asked his father.
"It says here he couldn't lie," said Jack, referring to his book. "When I'm tired I can lie down."