Jimmieboy's small brothers had both got out of bed on the wrong side, as the saying goes, and their differences had been frequent.
"What are those babies fighting about?" finally asked Jimmieboy's mamma.
"About all the time," said Jimmieboy.
A BETTER ONE.
"MY daddy's got a little watch on his bicycle that shows how far he goes. Every time he goes a mile this thing marks a mile," said Tommie.
"My pa has a better one than that," retorted Bobbie. "Every time he goes a mile his registers two miles."
A BAD RULE.
"What has become of your club, Harry?"