Bobbie has been learning business methods recently, which may account for a bill which his father found recently upon the breakfast table, reading as follows:
New York, January 15, 1897.
Mr. Papa to Bobbie, Dr.
| For not paying him his allowance for three weeks, at 25 cents a week | .75 |
| Interest at 6% | .05 |
| —- | |
| .80 |
Please pay up!
AN ACCOMPLISHMENT.
"I can run faster than you can, Hal," bragged Jimmie.
"That's all right," returned Harry; "but I can stand faster than you can, and when war breaks out they'll think more of me than they will of you."