Johnny (watching his little brother Toddles, just learning to walk). "Oh, mamma, I'm terribly afraid of something!"
Mamma. "What's that, my dear?"
Johnny. "I don't believe Toddles can ride a bicycle next summer."
Tommy. "Say, Bob, what did you find the hardest thing in learning to ride a bicycle?"
Bob. "Trying to stay on it."
Uncle Bob. "I haven't seen you eating any candy lately, Russell. What's the matter?"
Russell. "I'm saving up. Papa says when I get twenty cents he'll put the rest of the money to it and buy me a bicycle."