Teacher. "Jonathan, you may spell yacht."
Jonathan. "Y-a-h-t."
Teacher. "Isn't there a 'c' in it?"
Jonathan. "Defends on th' weather, ma'am."
FOOTNOTES:
[1] "Shanty man"—from "Chantez"—a man who could lead the singing while the men worked. A good shanty man was considered to be a valuable acquisition to a vessel.