Mamma. "I'm afraid my Polly is a very obstinate little girl."
Polly. "No, I isn't, mamma; I'm a strong character."
A DIFFERENCE OF OPINION.
Teacher. "Can any little boy tell me which is the longest day in the year?"
Billy. "Some fellows say the day before Christmas is, and some say the day before the Fourth of July."
AN EASTER ENTERTAINMENT—AS VIEWED FROM THE GALLERY.
"Oh, Chimmie! there's sheeps and chickens and green trees, and the grass is covered wid diamonds, and a beautiful lady carrying a milk-pail wid yeller hair; hold me up just a minit longer, and i'll blow yer in fer a whole pie."