Mrs. Hope. "Ethel, Miss Nerfus is coming to-day, and I want you to be mamma's good little girl."
Ethel (aged five). "Oh yes, indeed, mamma! I'm always very particular about what I do when visitors are here."
AUNT SAMANTHA. "Now I see why that youngster gave me these felt slippers for Christmas."
FOOTNOTES:
[1] Pronounced Mogolyone.