Fred. "What does the grocer do with the things he sells?"
Ben. "Ties them up."
Fred. "No; gives them a weigh."
THE ICE CART
I love to drink a glass of milk,
Or cider from the flagon,
But best of all I like to munch
Cracked ice behind the wagon.
Teacher (to class in geography). "Can any one tell me the principal products of the Sandwich Islands?"
Johnnie (confidently). "Sandwiches."