Papa. "Who has put all these ink spots on my desk?"

Bobby. "Why, papa, those are not ink spots; it's a letter which I wrote to you."


Papa. "Jack, how did you get that lump on your forehead?"

Bobby. "Jack hit me with a stick."

Papa. "Did you strike him back?"

Bobby. "No."

Papa. "That was quite right."

Bobby. "Because I hit him first."