"I may be a tease," said Aleck, "but I'm not one of the jays."
FULLY OCCUPIED.
"Well, Charlie," said his aunt, as she met him on his return from the summer hotel, "what did you do with yourself all summer?"
"Oh, I was losin' my hat about half the time," said Charlie.
"Indeed! And what did you do the other half?"
"Oh, I spent that lookin' for my hat."
It is a hard matter to get the better of, or at least to convince, an Irishman in an argument that you are right. Not long ago, in one of the cabins of a coast-line steamer, the conversation turned round to astronomy. A gentleman observed that the sun made a revolution around the earth, and what more wonderful thing than that could be found in astronomy? This somewhat amused the other passengers, but their laughter developed into great hilarity when an Irishman near by, exclaimed:
"That's not so! The sun, I am certain, does not revolute the earth!"