Washington had for many years a famous caterer Mr. John Chamberlin. The other day Mr. Chamberlin died. Once a man, entering his restaurant, said in his hearing: "How I would like a fine steak smothered in onions! I'd have it, too, if it were not for the breath."
Chamberlin replied: "You needn't worry about onion breath. Order the steak, find when you get your bill I'll have it so large it'll take your breath away."
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