"Then if he doesn't do nothing of nobody else's accord, he's wontful, isn't he?"
The following extracts are from examination papers recently handed in at a public school in Connecticut:
| 1. From what animals do we get milk? From the camel and the milkman. |
| 2. The hen is covered with feathers. With what is the cat covered? The cat is covered with fleas. |
| 3. Name an animal that has four legs and a long tail. A mosquito. |
| 4. Name two kinds of nuts. Peanuts and for-get-me-nuts. |
FOOTNOTES:
[1] Begun in Harper's Round Table No. 817.