"I expend a good deal of panes at my work," as the glazier said to the window-sash.


Miss Jemima Wilhelmina, when her parents refuse to allow her to go to a ball, sets to and has a bawl at home.


The man who was lost in slumber found his way out on a nightmare.


A school-master asked one of his boys, on a cold winter morning, what was the Latin word for cold. The boy hesitated a little, when the master said, "What, sirrah, can't you tell?" "Yes, Sir," said the boy, "I have it at my finger-ends."


MATHEMATICAL PUZZLES.