You'd better look out for that treacherous brute

Bearing you off to Bumpville!

With a snort she rears up on her hindermost heels,

And executes jigs and Virginia reels—

Words fail to explain how embarrassed one feels

Dancing so wildly to Bumpville.

It's bumpytybump and it's jiggytyjog,

Journeying on to Bumpville;

It's over the hilltop and down through the bog

You ride on your way to Bumpville;