"But what do you want here?"
"My name is Christian Civilization. Don't talk like a fool, you black brute; what do you suppose I want here but to civilize you and make a reasonable human being out of you if it is possible."
"What are you going to do?"
"In the first place you must dress yourself like a white man. It is a shame and disgrace the way you go about. From now on you must wear underclothing, a pair of pants, vest, coat, plug hat, and a pair of yellow gloves. I will furnish them to you at reasonable rates."
"What shall I do with them?"
"Wear them, of course. You did not expect to eat them, did you? The first step to civilization is in wearing proper clothes."
"But it is too hot here to wear such garments. I'm not used to them. I'll perish from the heat. Do you want to murder me?"
"Not particularly. But if you do die you will have the satisfaction of being a martyr to civilization."
"How kind!"
"Don't mention it. What do you do for a living?"