"Jail is a progressive word. You must be prepared to make some sacrifices for civilization, you know."
"What a great and glorious thing is civilization."
"You cannot possibly realize the benefits of it, but you will before I get through with you, my fine fellow."
The unfortunate native took to the woods and has not been seen since—Waverly Magazine.
OUR PURPOSE.
By Mary Hansen.
I come, not with the blaring of trumpet,
To herald the birth of a king;
I come, not with traditional story,